School lunches have been called gross, unappetizing, and likened to various forms of excrement for decades, but never before have they been called a national security risk. When most people hear the term national security risk they think of spies, terrorists, bombs, rogue submarine captains with a nuclear arsenal, or whatever they read in a Tom Clancy novel. It is doubtful that anyone has ever thought of tater-tots in that category of threats, but believe it or not there is a group that currently does.
