Job Posting : Government Climate Scientist Need

Real Science

Job description :

  • Generate data and reports which support the White House goal of carbon taxes, wealth redistribution, destroying the fossil fuel industry and reduction of personal freedom. Must blame Republicans for bad weather.

Skills required :

  • Data tampering
  • Generation of meaningless statistics
  • Argumentative, but unwilling to debate
  • Ignore FOIA requests
  • Ignoring the past
  • Belief that time started in 1970
  • Superstition
  • Willing to go along with an imaginary consensus
  • Hysterics
  • Incompetent interpretation
  • Ignorance of climate history
  • General sheep like thought process
  • Obama bumper sticker

Optional, but a plus :

  • Forgery
  • Destruction of E-mails

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